Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so fat she went on a seafood diet... if she saw it, she ate it.
Yo mamma so fat... she sat on a gamecube and invented the gameboy.
Yo mamma so fat... when i tell her to haul ass, she has 2 make 2 trips.
Yo mamma so fat... she shows up on radar
Yo mamma so fat... she's once, twice, three times a lady
Yo mamma so fat... shes on both sides of the family

lol u make me laugh out loud